Episode 343: Pillow Hands

Thanks to @angryblackrant for joining us. Tom, Cecil, and Ishmael talk about Jesse Lee Peterson’s opinion that if there were no black people in America, we wouldn’t have as many murders and riots. Cecil and Tom then discuss how and why the Republican side was so much better at cock blocking than liberals are. Hillbilly God comes back to talk about the apples of Gods eye, aka his scrotum. Lastly, a Philadelphia woman is married to Jesus and is considered an extra fancy virgin by the Catholic Church.

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Episode 320: What Would JT Do?

Tom and Cecil talk with JT Eberhard, a blogger from WWJTD on the Patheos blog, about how the Catholic Church’s top exorcist can rid the world of over 160,000 demons in his lifetime. Also discussed: the benefits of putting a quarter in your ass.

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