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• Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

• Lego is a tool of Satan which turns children ‘to the dark side’, warns Polish priest

• Christian ‘pro-decency’ group: ‘Satan’ put gays in the graham cracker commercials

• More than 20 cases of measles in California due to ‘unvaccinated children’

• California man washed out to sea during baptism

• Saudi Arabia declares all atheists are terrorists in new law to crack down on political dissidents

• Massachusetts candidate for governor says Obama loves ‘sexual anarchy’ and might be gay

• Texas couple claims to have caught a ‘chupacabra’

• Mississippi Sex Ed Class Compares Women to Dirty Pieces of Chocolate

Clips used for stories were taken from the stories above.

http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/bible-stories/part-4-israels-first-king-to-captivity-in-babylon/story-57-god-chooses-david/

The song under the Mad-Lib-Viticus is called Monkeys Spinning Monkeys, by Kevin MacLeod of incompetch,com.

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