pledge of allegiance

Episode 221: Indiana Rich!

 

 

Reasoncon: http://reasonnc.com/

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/WellWaterDrinkers/comments/31vlax/help_me_compile_a_list_of_all_the_appearances_tom/

 

public class FSHG {

 

   

   public static void main(String[] args) {

  

   //Setting all String variables:

   String god = “GOD”;

  

   String father = “FATHER”;

   String son = “SON”;

   String holyGhost = “HOLY GHOST”;

  

   //Since the father, the son and the holy ghost are

   //all god, set these variables equal to god:

    father = god;

    son = god;

    holyGhost = god;

  

   //Since the father, the son and the holy ghost are

   //not equal to each other, set these checks:

    if(father == son){

    System.out.println(“ERROR”);

    }

    if(son == holyGhost){

    System.out.println(“ERROR”);

    }

    if(holyGhost == father){

    System.out.println(“ERROR”);

    }

    

    //To actually print out the values of the father,

    //son and the holy ghost:

    System.out.println(“The Father: “+father);

    System.out.println(“The son:     “+son);

    System.out.println(“The Holy Ghost: “+holyGhost);

    

   }

 

}

 

The output for this program:

    ERROR

    ERROR

    ERROR

    The Father: GOD

    The son:     GOD

    The Holy Ghost: GOD

Episode 14: Miracle Babies

This week’s show covers September 19 – 26.

Miracle babies aren’t much of a miracle. Pat Robertson advocates divorce of Alzheimers patients.

Criminals in Alabama can go to church instead of jail.

Bad call by an atheist.

Pledge of Allegiance petition to take Under God out. Bill O’reilly threatens to quit. President Obama will make guns illegal. Rick Perry and the crazy people who work for him. Syrian girl mutilated. Troy Davis is executed. Ann Coulter is a jackass. Audience boo’s a gay soldier. A teen contributor to “It Gets Better” kills himself. Excommunicated gay Mormon kills himself.

Clips Used: Patton Oswalt, 700 club,  Jail or Church, Fox News, The Simpsons, Entertainment Tonight, Lou Reed, Jesus Camp and Blue Suade Hooked on a Feeling, News World.