Episode 296: Victoria Gettman
Stories covered in episode:
- Wiles: God Will Collapse US Economy As Judgment For Planned Parenthood ‘Devil-Worship’
- Jim Bakker: God Told Me ‘A Major Event’ Will Take Place In The Future
- Televangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Giant Buckets of Mexican Food Because “Things Are Coming”
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