Stories covered in episode:

• Wiles: God Will Collapse US Economy As Judgment For Planned Parenthood ‘Devil-Worship’
• Jim Bakker: God Told Me ‘A Major Event’ Will Take Place In The Future
• Televangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Giant Buckets of Mexican Food Because “Things Are Coming”

South Texas Atheists for Reason

If you imagine God as the lead singer of a banjo band, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If when hearing death metal you think it could use a parrot or xylophone, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you’ve ever referred to Michelle Bachman as Michelle O’Bachman, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you spend your time listening to people who ramble and laugh at their own jokes, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

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If you refer to every state as a garbage state, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you can’t picture Ted Cruz without a man diaper, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

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If Fat Albert reminds you that there is no life in the rectum, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If while watching The Road you shake your head and think “you should have ordered slop buckets”, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you pair speaking in tongues with “Hooked on a feeling”, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you can make a joke out of baby rape, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you think Scathing Atheist, Dogma Debates, The Imaginary Friends Show, My Book of Mormon, Be Reasonably Skeptic, InKredulous and Thomas and the Bible need more fuck words, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you refer to soccer as the kicky one, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If you no longer can watch Big Bang Theory without focusing on the laugh track, you might be a Cognitive Dissonance Listener.

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If you’ve ever, and I mean EVER, listened to Everyone’s a Critic, you are definitely a Cognitive Dissonance listener.

If all your news comes from Raw Story, Friendly Atheist, and Rightwing watch and

you have small penis, you just might be a Cognitive Dissonance host.